Blog 2: dia de los gatos

The pigeons here are doves.
The stray dogs here are cats.  Cute ones.
The beaches here are rocks.  Which means they sound like beaches at home.
The gringas here are British.  Cute ones.
The Argentinians here are impossible to understand. Probly everywhere, but here especially.
The melons here are tricky.  They make you think you can eat the skin but then you just look like an idiot eating a delicious dripping wet fruit trying to peel with your teeth what should be cut with a knife.  Tada.
The doritos here are wonky.
The air here is crisp with the sea.
The people here are kind and patient.

I like it here.  Come visit.  :)

Love
Always

 Stu

Blog 1: dia  de la mantiquilla

Things that went wrong today:
All my clothing smells like peanut butter
My peanut butter sandwiches all got smushed
The drug dog at the airport in Lima likes peanut butter
My pee has never been so yellow: spirit airlines has no free drinks and does not accept cash, FYI.
I ALMOST got to be bumped off my flight.  I would have gotten 2 free round trip tickets and a hotel stay.   Apparently all the extra people didn't show. Man how I wish folks had follow through.

Things that went right today:
At my hostel
Free breaky tomorrow
Did not get mugged
No one offered me free sex in exchange for getting mugged
Beach day tomorrow

I start spanish school on Tuesday.  Its a good day.

Love
Always

Stu.